OH MY GOD THE BACHELOR

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OH GOD JESUS CHRIST WHO WILL HE PICK OH MY GOD

by Mikala Bierma

 
 
Aug 14 2012
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Feb 20 2012
4
"why am i not good enough? i don’t get it. this is why i don’t love. how did this happen? what the fuck happened?"
things kacie b. is going to wish she didn’t say
 

scary dad ruins everything

Feb 20 2012
1

ben sent home kacie b!  holy moly.  she had, like, pure love in her heart for him.  and then she made the scariest cry thru smile face.  

 

memory montage

Feb 20 2012
2

it’s so so so fun to remember what happend 30 mins ago.  and i’m glad it’s fuzzy.  it makes it seem like a dream.

 

fake wedding

Feb 20 2012
6

kourtney planned a fake wedding for ben.  PROVING THAT HOT GIRLS CAN BE AS CRAZY AS THEY WANT.

 
Feb 20 2012
4
"wow"
ben’s dead-eyed response to kourtney saying she loved him.
 

scary munchkin mom

Feb 20 2012
4

KOURTNEY’S MOM SPEAKS IN A WEIRD AFFECTED BABY VOICE!  i’ve never seen a more terrifying mother / daughter conversation in my life. 

 
Feb 20 2012
3
"i always tell people in your position that marriage is life’s biggest bet. it’s 50/50. are you ready to gamble?"
kourtney’s spooky dad  ALSO…people in his position?  the other bachelors?  did he tell jake and brad that?
 
Feb 20 2012
2
"i like/love him."
kourtney
 
Feb 20 2012
4
"really?"
ben’s dead-eyed response to “i love you”
 

DIVORCE! DIVORCE! DIVORCE!

Feb 20 2012
3

ben is in nikki’s hometown.  she is from texas, too.  all these brown heads are from texas! nikki’s dad totally stole the show by being the nicest, sweetest, saddest and most guilt ridden father ever to appear on the bachelor.  he apologized for giving her hand away in marriage too quickly the first time.  then they gross kissed on her childhood bed.  

 
Feb 20 2012
2
"out of your mom and dad, who knows you better?"
ben
 

RISK!

Feb 20 2012
2

Kacie B’s family is WORRIED about Ben breaking her heart / sexing her before marriage.  I hope they’re cool with nationally televised tongue kissing.  They seem like a spooky family to marry into.  

 

is that a sweatshirt cape? holy shit.

Feb 20 2012
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Feb 20 2012
3
"my grandma died of a broken heart. and that’s what i want."
my paraphrase of kacie b’s insanity